Funny Pick Up Lines and Texts to Get Your Crush’s Attention!
- Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.
- I’m going to complain to Spotify that you’re not in this week’s h*ttest singles.
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ like a snack.
- Are you an electrician? Because you’re lighting up my day.
- Just curious—if you’re here, who’s running heaven?
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Did your license get suspended for driving guys crazy?
- I’m not an organ donor, but I’d give you my heart.
- You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- I heard you like bad boys? Well, I’m bad at everything.
- If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
- Are you a loan? You’ve got my interest.
- Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
- You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
- We’re not pants, but we’d make a great pair.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- Do you like Star Wars? ‘Cause Yoda only one for me.
- If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
- Are you a sergeant? Because you’ve got me at full attention.
- You’re garbage! I guess I’ll have to take you out.
- Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
- Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
- Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?
- Are you lightning? Because you’re McQueen.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- Do you have a pet? Because seeing you has given me a whole new leash on life.
- Is your name Jimmy? Because I’ve Fallon for you.
- I don’t normally chase people, but for you, I’d put my crocs in sport mode.
- Are you a Mariah Carey song? Because All I Want for Christmas Is You.
- Aren’t you worried about global warming? Because you’re making it h*t in here.
- Do you have a sunburn or are you always this h*t?
- Do you like Mexican food? I’d like to wrap you up into a bae-rito.
- Want to step outside for some fresh air? You just took my breath away.
- Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because you sure make this trip seem magical.
- What’s it like to be the most gorgeous person in the room?
- Your name must be Coca-Cola because you’re soda-licious.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
- Are you a broom? You just swept me off my feet.
- Truth or date?
- Are you a dentist? You brightened my smile when I saw you.
- My feelings for you are like a sneeze—I just can’t hold them in.
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have $0.05.
- Did we go to school together? I swear we have chemistry.
- Your eyes are like Ikea: easy to get lost in.
- Are you a Nissan? Because I want you Altima self.
- If you were a president, you’d be BABEraham Lincoln.
- Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed later.
- Are you a medieval torture method? Cause you are a-macing.