Clever Pick Up Lines
- Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.
- It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Your name must be Barbie because when I saw you I pictured our Dreamhouse.
- What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
- Aside from being good-looking, what do you do in your spare time?
- Do you know what The Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
- If I had a time machine, I’d use it to relive this exact moment.
- Do you like my new sweater? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend material.
- I always thought Disney was the happiest place on earth—until I stood next to you.
- I’m pretty good with numbers. Why don’t you give me yours and see what I can do with it?
- If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
- Have we met? You look exactly like my next partner.
- You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.
- 123456789.The only number I don’t see here is yours.
- Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Are you an artist? You’re really good at drawing me in.
- They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?
- Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you bring meaning to my life.
- So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
- Angels should be in heaven. How’d you escape?
- If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
- You must be a talented thief, ‘cause you managed to steal my heart all the way over here.
- Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
- You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
- Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
- They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?
- Are you a dictionary? Because you bring meaning to my life.
- So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
- I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?