Best Pick Up Lines for Flirting Over Text

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  • My sweet tooth has been itching since the minute I saw your profile.
  • I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just rocked my world.
  • Better stop, drop, and roll, ‘cause baby, you’re on fire.
  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
  • Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge on you for hours.
  • This must be a museum because you’re a work of art.
  • This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
  • Are you Youtube? Because I want you-tu-be mine.
  • Are you Nemo? Cause I’ve been trying to find you.
  • Do you have a bandaid? Because I’m falling for you.
  • Do you know CPR? Because you took my breath away.
  • Did you know that your body is made up of 60% water? Good thing I’m thirsty.
  • Are you made of cheese? Cause you’re looking Gouda!
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able.
  • If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • Ki_ss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
  • I’m going to need to step outside because you just took my breath away.
  • I wish I were cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
  • Titanic? That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
  • Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.
  • You can delete the app now, I’m here.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on again.
  • You must be tired from running through my mind all night.
  • Did you eat magnets for breakfast? You’re so attractive.
  • If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
  • Are your shoelaces tied? I don’t want you falling for anybody else.
  • I was wondering if you had an extra heart since you just stole mine.
  • Is your name Google? You seem to have everything I’m searching for.
  • Can I take a picture of you to show Santa what you want for Christmas?
  • Are you my credit card? Because I’m paying you a lot of interest.