Best Pick Up Lines for Flirting Over Text

Corny Pick Up Lines

  • Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
  • I never believed in love at first sight, then I saw you.
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
  • If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.
  • If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus Fine.
  • Let’s play a game…not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.
  • I hope someone knows how to do CPR because you just took my breath away.
  • You’re looking a little sick, you must be suffering from lack of Vitamin Me.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • Are you a WiFi router? Because I’m feeling a connection.
  • My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
  • Did you go to school at Hogwarts? Because I’m feeling the magic.
  • I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.