Best Pick Up Lines for Flirting Over Text

Flirty Pick Up Lines

  • I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.
  • I’ve got all these forks and knives; all I need is a little spoon.
  • Trust me, I’m not drunk—I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.
  • Is your hand lonely? Let me hold it.
  • You must be an archeologist to dig such a hole in my heart.
  • I never believed in love at first sight until now.
  • You must be my Mr./Mrs. Right.
  • I believe in honesty: I find you attractive.
  • What emoji should I put next to your name in my phone?
  • I think your number will be safer in my phone than in your head.
  • I’m surprised they don’t ask you to leave—you make everyone else look bad.
  • You have the strongest arms I’ve ever seen. Here, wrap them around me.
  • Your taser must be set to ‘stunning’.
  • Did you just come out of an oven? Because you’re too h*t to handle.
  • You’re my compass. Wherever I go, my thoughts return to you.
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d make the cover of Fortune.
  • Will you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  • You’re so sweet, my teeth hurt when I talk to you.
  • Can you tame butterflies? The ones in my stomach are out of control.
  • My name is Computer. Mind if I crash?
  • I think we’ve met before. Actually, never mind—I think it was just in my dreams.
  • I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, how am I so lucky to match with you?
  • Hi, my name is X, but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
  • You’re pretty, and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?
  • The sparkle in your eyes is so bright it makes the sun jealous.
  • There must be something wrong with my phone because your number isn’t in it.
  • Thank you for the gift. I’ve been wearing this smile since you gave it to me.
  • When I text you good morning, what number should I use?
  • You’re that one track that’s worth buying the whole album for.
  • See that space between your fingers? That’s for mine.
  • Can we snap a pic so I can show all my friends what I want my next relationship to look like?
  • If I see someone I think is really cute, should I just go talk to them? (When they say yes) Hi, my name is…